"Hello and thank you for contacting the OneDayOnly call centre. Your call is important to us and we want to let you know that we are currently experiencing high call volumes."
- [Insert cheesy hold music - Toto's Hold the Line]
- [You are number...1.3.4 in the cue]
- [Insert unnecessary advert]
Let's avoid the above...
The best way to reach the right person to help you is via our Contact Us page. This way, we can be one step ahead when we get back to you - instead of keeping you on hold for ages while we try and locate your order.